Many of you may and should be familiar with Burger King (known to a special few as the 'BK Lounge' for it's appealing atmosphere...). Many have dabbled, many choose it as their favorite lunch spot nook; but few push it's limits. This my friend is what the freak of nature we like to call Mat Savage choses to do, whether he likes it or not. Thinking outside the box he wasn't quite satisfied with the choices of 2, 3, or even 4 patties on his beloved BK Stacker. Old Savage decided he wanted 8 patties; what we like to call 'The OCHO.' Intimidating? Yes. Delicious? Yes. An instant Gut bomb from Hell? Yes.
After over a year of talk, planning, and specific training, the OCHO was attempting and fell by the hands and mouth of the Savage beast.
The initial sight of the OCHO which could be spotted from across the room - 8 patties of flame broiled meaty goodness...
Without hesitation the beast dives in - I no longer question his relation to Macho Man Randy himself. The pure power that was observed upon each and every bight was uncanny.
If you really take in the beauty of this picture, you may agree with me when i say that I think at least 6 cows were slaughtered in order to make this single 8 patty delight.
The final bight, and you can see the exhaustion in his eyes - but knowing that he is assuring his place in history he continues on.
Though it is said that the Savage will never attempt this daring feat again, the sparkle in his eyes tells me that frequent runs through the drive thru (then directly to his porcelain office) are going to be made in secret, for he is a timid and humble giant who now truly knows the meaning of life and all of it's glory...
Delicious.
3 comments:
i bet you had a boner while you wrote this...
ture
these are not grounds for terminations
matthews these are grounds for promotions!!
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